Flarf Poetry by Sam Langer

"Why This Is Important"

This often results in them losing the use of their hands for the rest of their lives.

Dear Apple,
Do you know the fastest way to replace awesome with a terrible knot in your
 stomach?
Here's the thing: you're Apple.
I want to continue to use and love the products you make,
because they're changing the world,
and have already changed my life.
Why?


"Australia Has The Most Carbon-Dense Forests In The World"

While direct extrapolation is not possible
the home of the most critical population of koalas in Australia is being logged.
Isn't this a good reason to subsidise logging native forests?

A Poem by Joe Bussiere

FROM "456"

snakes eat things, filmed

           apparently sodomized the leader

the last moments, drone for family

at taxis a Acapulco scapego   Pakistans

nose error don't dive              landing

my own nurses

                       my labort causing no goal

these cigarettes floating Atlantic

           the great cube, the Ka'aba

the summer the winter the equinoxen

molding metals           making shapes

           dressed in cloth          lifestyle

                                            -oriented

oriental largely temporary suspend several

support wide more intricate national call

            the main body oppose

            mono-lingual   briefly internal

            seer time member moot point

            doing anti- also          brutal variety

truly environmen                     where this point

                                              unit freed made

                                              form reme-

                                              mber bega-

                                              n the role th-

                                              e particul

                                                              ar fire org

nonliminal building                   s most suxual

coarse flux who           would  go       on

religious sex bickering             rejected emph

asis rejex        rejects              second people

important and non-important   most of its life

priviledge wheel          police car police sirens please

persp

ectives             intersexy most of fraction

                       older former concern attender never

                       who would in part under racing working

themselves between grand canyon demolition

                                 larger circles of pathizers

the pan sky      the subjective quantity of life

                        lie down econome

                        layers of well being layers of thinking

the planned sky what of all planned

           nothing unexpected, hydrogen

elements uranus pluto flying into space

car factory      detroit lady    come see

rhymes with drug store alas needs refrigeration

everything climate                  what corpus

makes it

easier to speak of       and      eat corpus

what digital prints you take soldier at war

                      the commander in chief coins

peppermint hibiscus parsley    billions federal

reservation of songs    when war songs

                                   are boring and the limes

                                   are rotten now and so cold